Filed by Rick Danner.
Follow Me, Apparently

Follow Me, Apparently
That elk didn’t just appear, it detonated out of the tree line like somebody had activated a wilderness jump scare. You can actually feel the exact moment the golf cart driver’s brain abandons long-term planning and switches entirely to survival mode. By the time the elk hits the water, the cart driver is already spiritually disconnected from the steering process. Absolute panic chain reaction. Beautifully inefficient.
Field note: the cart did not choose the water. The situation chose it on the cart’s behalf.

